I have literally spent every Saturday for the last few months with Sydney and now she’s out of town and I don’t even know what to do with myself.
has a boy ever even looked at me im not sure
I’m a boy, and I look at lots of things. I saw a dolphin once. :)
if i was a dolphin this would mean a lot
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how do you aggressively flirt with someone
like
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
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420 maze it
420 graze it
420 glaze it
420 praise it
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I have waited forever for this gif set…
My childhood = Monty Python
All hail Dennis, King of the mud-harvesters.
help help i’m being oppressed
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